Monday, June 2, 2008

Ghost Got Me Swayze Crayze


Ok so imagine driving through the Mak Donlads drive through. "Yea can I get a big mac fries and...um the movie Ghost." It was a better time when one could clog arteries and purchase the means to clog the mind in one drive through. Well someone must have had this interaction and may not even be living today to tell about it...they may be ghost...s. My wife and I found this gem at a thrift store. I think there were two copies but we opted for the one originally purchased at mickey dees, naturally. Then on one romantic and magical night we reluctantly but ecstatically decided to watch it.

THE MOVIE
Luckily Pat (we're on a first name basis) doesn't live too long because everything he does is completely over the top Alphamale. From swinging out a seventh floor building to move a statue into their new apartment to always replying "ditto" when Demi Moore says "I love you", Pat is the mannest man that ever manned. At one point I even proclaimed "I think he has a boner" and the wife said "He's Patrick Swayze; I think he always has a boner."

ANYWAY(S)
(the "S" is for Utahns who would have read it anyways anyway.)
This movie is so much worse - and therefore better - than I could of possibly remembered: it was a joy to watch. I learned a lot about the after life and how to take revenge on your murderer if you are killed and how to move stuff in the physical world when you are dead. and pottery.

1 comment:

Joe Taylor said...

I watched Roadhouse last night. Now I eat sleep and shit Swayze.