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Me and Mac

Mac and me is a really long Coke commercial about an alien people who die without this vital beverage. The creators apparently thought they could put a kid in a wheelchair and avoid criticism for such hilariously blatant product placement. Fuck that! Not much about this movie makes much sense and I can see little reason for creating it other than to sell coke. I also think the "Mac" is for McDonald's you don't have to think so but then explain what the fuck this is:

This is like half the movie. I mean commercial. Anyway it was a bad movie and a fucking great commercial. I already have 2 twelve packs of Coke and have eaten at Sir Donald's 8 times...and I watched the movie last night. If you were considering purchasing or waching this movie I would recomend it. Or you can watch this summary made by a total freak. I don't usually like yotube remixes but this one is the shit tops.

Ghost Got Me Swayze Crayze

Ok so imagine driving through the Mak Donlads drive through. "Yea can I get a big mac fries and...um the movie Ghost." It was a better time when one could clog arteries and purchase the means to clog the mind in one drive through. Well someone must have had this interaction and may not even be living today to tell about it...they may be ghost...s. My wife and I found this gem at a thrift store. I think there were two copies but we opted for the one originally purchased at mickey dees, naturally. Then on one romantic and magical night we reluctantly but ecstatically decided to watch it.

THE MOVIE
Luckily Pat (we're on a first name basis) doesn't live too long because everything he does is completely over the top Alphamale. From swinging out a seventh floor building to move a statue into their new apartment to always replying "ditto" when Demi Moore says "I love you", Pat is the mannest man that ever manned. At one point I even proclaimed "I think he has a boner" and the wife said "He's Patrick Swayze; I think he always has a boner."

ANYWAY(S)
(the "S" is for Utahns who would have read it anyways anyway.)
This movie is so much worse - and therefore better - than I could of possibly remembered: it was a joy to watch. I learned a lot about the after life and how to take revenge on your murderer if you are killed and how to move stuff in the physical world when you are dead. and pottery.